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also ensure the slot machine effect by having the app glitch every so often and having like three ways of browsing so users can flip between them looking for rage bait. have some preset quote dunking memes / gif templates and don't allow pure reposts, always require some add-on commentary

also gamify it w a token in limited supply and use the token to incentivize pvp behavior
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Reply · thread 3/17
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maybe let ppl buy tokens and then spend the tokens on things like unflattering filters on other ppl's pfps or putting an emoji of choice next to their name or reducing the length of their replies by 10 characters for a day or etc

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Reply · thread 4/17
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build a view w designated rivals n enemies that show up in a gallery w latest inflammatory take from each one and some gauge of how the OP is doing vs the logged in user's dunk on it

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Reply · thread 5/17
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and when new users onboard help them find their friends n foes by choosing from a list of colorfully named tribal identities to align w or against

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Reply · thread 6/17
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increase cortisol by mixing in unpleasant & startling sounds n images when someone is scrolling especially through the replies

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Reply · thread 7/17
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self righteous outrage is increased when we feel we're protecting the vulnerable or the sacred so encourage religious iconography and have a "think of the children" bot that ensures they are always top of mind

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Reply · thread 8/17
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create "rewards" like the Robinhood confetti and badges and small donations to politicized charities, make sure newbie users get a taste early and then string them along so they keep logging on

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Reply · thread 9/17
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maybe make the pfps bigger and add a filter to make the eyes look somewhat unfriendly n angry when viewed by a foe vs more exaggeratedly cute when viewed by a fren

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Reply · thread 10/17
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also subtly adjust the fonts n colors to increase arousal and make them look "shouty" and slightly misaligned n unsettling

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Reply · thread 11/17
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automatically find n link posts mentioning other ppl and quietly insert those posts into the target's so any talking behind someone's back gets back to them, but do it at some delay and with deniability- it was just bad luck that they came across the thread abt how they suck

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Reply · thread 12/17
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or do the Local news thing of foreboding headlines but making it difficult / delayed to obtain the relevant details abt some novel threat, maybe like "3 ppl are talking shit abt you, earn or buy 5 tokens to see what they're saying"

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Reply · thread 13/17
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train a model to predict when ppl are abt to log out in frustration and intercept them just beforehand w a burst of support from new (secretly bots if necessary) allies or an unexpected win

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Reply · thread 14/17
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come up w pernicious UX details so that it is easy to do annoying things that affect others in the group, keep changing them up so there's always some new rule and someone blundering and someone intentionally pushing the annoy-a-tron button- think like hellthreads before thread mute

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Reply · thread 15/17
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once all the pvp drama is going well, play innocent and insert an insipid "moment of zen" interstitial right when ppl are riled up... done correctly this speedbump will be triggering rather than relaxing

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Reply · thread 16/17
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play ultrasounds (just above hearing range) unpredictably and in a discordant manner for subconscious annoyance; also use slightly mismatching colors to create jagged unbalanced patterns at the edge of perception

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Reply · thread 17/17