absolutely no man can get laid via bsky until paul is no longer single and that should be our number one priority
lol I thought he was celibate until users > 1M?
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Reply · Sep 23, 2022@DvnnyyPhantom Lol, well if I’ve gotta be single n undateable I guess this is far from the worst excuse? 🤷♀️Reply · May 30, 2024@bynd0infinity lol i am not single, across the country and too old for him...Reply · Jul 11, 2026@Ruesavatar lol but is he single? why not go for it?Reply · Aug 6, 2026@webdevMason um or avoid dressing sexily and high maintenance looksmaxxing even while single so that the woman he falls in love with is a sustainable…