@QiaochuYuan Parents have way too much energy... Everything is perfect and mom is sitting on the porch with her glass of wine, giving hearty seasons greetings to all the neighbors (she's up for re-election, taking every opportunity to sell herself as the most friendly, reasonable, concerned)
@QiaochuYuan (tbf she probably is the most logical, conscientious, proactive candidate for her HOA board... Vote for Mom!)
@QiaochuYuan (my real complaint is itchy mosquito bites, but that's harder to blame on anyone but myself)