@_holyweather Because we have a second fridge in the pantry where real food prep is done by staff?
@_holyweather And in my parents house the drinks are in their own glass-fronted bar fridge in the TV room, the better to keep guests from poking through the show or prep fridges
@_holyweather My cousins, being more conservative, have deep freezers in their garages where they keep the venison from their hunts
@_holyweather (yes all of this is absurd, yes it is all 100% true)