As usual, bridges around here don't get fixed till they are failing and require load restrictions & closed lanes. God forbid DC should need to be evacuated. https://x.com/ARLnowDOTcom/status/1492382108270092291
(conspiracy theory mimi says these guys are in league w the truckers planning to disrupt traffic)
(other conspiracy mimi says no, one of the fiber lines connecting CIA to WH underneath the bridge was tapped by a hacker, breach was discovered due to Russia-related Intel leaks)
(meta conspiracy mimi says this is a preemptive move from the WH to maximally snarl DC traffic, the better to blame truckers & galvanize congressppl against them)
Sleepy mimi notes a distinct lack of military helicopter noise in recent days, considering Russia tensions.