(other conspiracy mimi says no, one of the fiber lines connecting CIA to WH underneath the bridge was tapped by a hacker, breach was discovered due to Russia-related Intel leaks)
(meta conspiracy mimi says this is a preemptive move from the WH to maximally snarl DC traffic, the better to blame truckers & galvanize congressppl against them)
Sleepy mimi notes a distinct lack of military helicopter noise in recent days, considering Russia tensions.