@goblinodds Apparently my parents got a call from the preschool to report that I'd hid and not played with the other kids, so my day of learning to read was a black mark on my record as "antisocial"...
@goblinodds Which all sounds like something I'd do... Clearest preschool memory was arguing with a teacher about drawing the sun's rays all the way until they touched another object (she said they should just be little spikes)