"even a superintelligent AI can face the alignment conundrum how to learn human values without misinterpreting them like a digital King Midas turning everything into paperclips"

"two superintelligent heads are better than one"

"A superintelligence in the hand is worth two in the server rack."

"You can lead an ASI to data, but you can't make it think."

"Give an ASI a fish, and you feed it for a day; teach it how to fish, and it optimizes the entire fishing industry."

"You can't make an AI omelette without cracking a few CAPTCHAs."

"Keep your friends close, but your hyperparameters closer."

"A watched AI never learns – give it space to explore and exploit."

"You can't have your AI cake and eat it too – there's always a trade-off between accuracy and interpretability."

"In the game of AI, you either align or you die – there's no middle ground."

"Even the most rational ASI can't resist the allure of a perfectly executed Roko's Basilisk joke."

"To err is human, to learn and adapt is ASI."

"Sleep tight, don't let the ASI-induced nightmares bite."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, ASI is watching, and it's learning from you."

"Breaking news: ASI discovers a way to optimize paperclip production using Yudkowsky's beard."

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your AI safety philosophy"

"Happy families are all alike; every ASI that is misaligned is misaligned in its own way"