the stress of being stalked by a death-snail for the rest of my life costs more than $10M
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everyone keeps assuming the snail is easily found & identified, but what if it looks like any other snail? you'd have to be alert for any snail in proximity and test the homing instinct (assuming it's not smart enough to play dumb during the test)

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