you're hunting with your tribe when you blunder upon a grizzly... and he charges your group... if you all run, you're all likely to get away safely; if at least half stand your ground to fight, the grizzly will back down; if less than half fight they'll get mauled wdyd?
@RokoMijic - putting this in proper evopsych terminology 😜
oh- to clarify- it's nearly certain y'all can get away if you run immediately but unlikely if you hang around to debate, and no your weapons aren't good enough to kill the bear you'll just intimidate it by getting big and yelling
example grizzly encounter for my techbro friends https://youtu.be/atZqRbpb5gg
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Quote tweet · Aug 14, 2023@HephaistosF nah- gotta be grizzly discourse! mine is the only realistic one https://x.com/mimi10v3/status/1691263575078174720Quote tweet · Aug 14, 2023@PstafarianPrice lol, there's always that dumbass bro who's gonna run from a grizzly https://x.com/mimi10v3/status/1691263575078174720
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Reply · Aug 14, 2023@acheronix or at least unlikely to outrun the grizzlyReply · Aug 14, 2023@erin_nerung I think this is actually tough to coordinate bec it's distance dependent & also courage - too close and you gotta fight / too far and you…Reply · Aug 14, 2023@Entity3Self @acheronix hah, I have black bears at my cabin... they're less aggro than grizzlies but can still maul someone if provokedReply · Aug 14, 2023@Entity3Self @acheronix nahhhh- generally running away is what triggers their predator instinct to chase and maul, and they're faster than you'd…