Rule #7- it’s not a real party unless someone is hauled away in tears and someone else is stuck in the bathroom regretting their choices
Rule #6- the more obviously stupid the idea the more enthusiastic ppl will be: more lighter fluid? Lfg! New roller skates in a room full of breakables? Hell yea! Train wreck, after last time’s broken toe? It’s tradition!!!
Rule #9- all of the above doesn’t matter, you love these ridiculous damn people even as you think they’re each a disaster in their own special way, and they feel the same about you.