Rule #4- you’re at least partially responsible for the behavior of your immediate family, even if you’re opposed to their behavior and trying to stop them / clean up the mess / apologize to others
Rule #7- it’s not a real party unless someone is hauled away in tears and someone else is stuck in the bathroom regretting their choices
Rule #6- the more obviously stupid the idea the more enthusiastic ppl will be: more lighter fluid? Lfg! New roller skates in a room full of breakables? Hell yea! Train wreck, after last time’s broken toe? It’s tradition!!!