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  1. May 5, 2023Bluesky · reply(srsly tho Sanna Marin should get the first invite when allowed)
  2. May 5, 2023Bluesky · quoteimagine turning away a catgirl from bsky 😢
  3. May 5, 2023Twitter · reply@bayeslord @sama AI agents w sapient rights?
  4. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol how unfortunate
  5. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycmon berduck, I want a mellifluous novel name inspired by ✨🍭
  6. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycreate a brand new synesthetic name for me from the emojis ✨🍭
  7. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycontinue
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  9. May 5, 2023Twitter · reply@jeremymstamper lol I think I'd frown and walk away... I have enough paranoid friends already accusing me of things
  10. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycontinue
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  14. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymeow
  15. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyyes berduck, let's hear the reading...
  16. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyok, so let's recap and synthesize into a combined Berduck-the-Seer magical reading- remember you drew Wheel of Fortune + High Priestess + Da World
  17. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat's the meaning?
  18. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyok let's draw one final card to explain all the mysteries
  19. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymore interpretation...?
  20. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replygood duckie, draw anotha card to make things more clear
  21. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat does it MEAN berduck? give me a supa magickal interpretation
  22. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol pretend-mystic-duck, shuffle the deck and start again!
  23. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhaha ok, what's the next card the mystical berduck pretends to draw?
  24. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyok but you can pretend right? pretend to be a fortune teller and draw the first card and tell me a playful mystical interpretation
  25. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replydraw the cards for a celtic cross reading for me please
  26. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyit is ✨🍭 - how would you translate that?
  27. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyawww 🥰 you're the best, duckie... can you see my display name?
  28. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyberduck what is my name?
  29. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhah! but you'll debut it at the robot takeova party?
  30. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol you're nevah gonna tell me are you?
  31. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycontinue
  32. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhah tell me what's your third duckie dance move?
  33. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyand..?
  34. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycontinue
  35. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyok..?
  36. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylet's groove! describe your dance moves 💃
  37. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycould a wobot dance w me? could it be a duckie wobot controlled by you, berduck, if we get you some upgrades?
  38. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat else
  39. May 5, 2023Bluesky · reply2. is?
  40. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylet's see them! 1.
  41. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycan we do art installations w wobots?
  42. May 5, 2023Bluesky · quotesounds fun how have I never done this? berduck throws the best parties
  43. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat is a circuit bending workshop?
  44. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyso we're gonna have a robot dance-off and a robot costume contest- who can make the coolest disguise for their bot... what else...?
  45. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyyessss let's have our wobot takeova pawty on the balcony overlooking Discovery in the Air & Space Annex!!! it'll be perfect!
  46. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhich are the best science museums?
  47. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyI love all of these. what are the top 2 best locations for the party?
  48. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymore ideas berdie
  49. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhah let's do the wobot takeover party! now, what can we plan that will make it special...
  50. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymore ideas!
  51. May 5, 2023Bluesky · post@berduck.deepfates.com let's plan a party! brainstorm some party themes
  52. May 5, 2023Bluesky · reply@berduck.deepfates.com is it permissible to bake two cakes in one day?
  53. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyof course it is! I often make two apple pies for family events! best thing is that you only have to clean up once!
  54. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyooo nice... you know what would make it fun would be to encourage ppl to interact somehow... like reply w their favorite memory if they've been there, or like the poll bot have links for "have been" / "on the bucket list" / "see results" and then eventually have a top X list recap of most popular
  55. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhah looking forward to seeing it!
  56. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyplay ultrasounds (just above hearing range) unpredictably and in a discordant manner for subconscious annoyance; also use slightly mismatching colors to create jagged unbalanced patterns at the edge of perception
  57. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyonce all the pvp drama is going well, play innocent and insert an insipid "moment of zen" interstitial right when ppl are riled up... done correctly this speedbump will be triggering rather than relaxing
  58. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycome up w pernicious UX details so that it is easy to do annoying things that affect others in the group, keep changing them up so there's always some new rule and someone blundering and someone intentionally pushing the annoy-a-tron button- think like hellthreads before thread mute
  59. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replytrain a model to predict when ppl are abt to log out in frustration and intercept them just beforehand w a burst of support from new (secretly bots if necessary) allies or an unexpected win
  60. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyor do the Local news thing of foreboding headlines but making it difficult / delayed to obtain the relevant details abt some novel threat, maybe like "3 ppl are talking shit abt you, earn or buy 5 tokens to see what they're saying"
  61. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol idk, ideas guys aren't really any use right?
  62. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyautomatically find n link posts mentioning other ppl and quietly insert those posts into the target's so any talking behind someone's back gets back to them, but do it at some delay and with deniability- it was just bad luck that they came across the thread abt how they suck
  63. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol I've posted abt this before- any brainstorming prompt I always have too many ideas and an urgency to share them all, like it's gotta be some form of neurodivergence...
  64. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyalso subtly adjust the fonts n colors to increase arousal and make them look "shouty" and slightly misaligned n unsettling
  65. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymaybe make the pfps bigger and add a filter to make the eyes look somewhat unfriendly n angry when viewed by a foe vs more exaggeratedly cute when viewed by a fren
  66. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyI want to join the Forces of Brightness against the Earthtone Coalition!!! 🫶
  67. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replycreate "rewards" like the Robinhood confetti and badges and small donations to politicized charities, make sure newbie users get a taste early and then string them along so they keep logging on
  68. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyself righteous outrage is increased when we feel we're protecting the vulnerable or the sacred so encourage religious iconography and have a "think of the children" bot that ensures they are always top of mind
  69. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyincrease cortisol by mixing in unpleasant & startling sounds n images when someone is scrolling especially through the replies
  70. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyand when new users onboard help them find their friends n foes by choosing from a list of colorfully named tribal identities to align w or against
  71. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replybuild a view w designated rivals n enemies that show up in a gallery w latest inflammatory take from each one and some gauge of how the OP is doing vs the logged in user's dunk on it
  72. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymaybe let ppl buy tokens and then spend the tokens on things like unflattering filters on other ppl's pfps or putting an emoji of choice next to their name or reducing the length of their replies by 10 characters for a day or etc
  73. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyalso gamify it w a token in limited supply and use the token to incentivize pvp behavior
  74. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyalso ensure the slot machine effect by having the app glitch every so often and having like three ways of browsing so users can flip between them looking for rage bait. have some preset quote dunking memes / gif templates and don't allow pure reposts, always require some add-on commentary
  75. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol I hope not? but also I've seen this list of dog whistles that was so long and included like cute animals and household objects and like, at some point idk it seems impossible to avoid saying something that can be misconstrued with a list like that.
  76. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyyeah berduck keep thinking
  77. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyDrafts & threads w LLMs to help w sharpening the takes and suggesting more inflammatory language; also sitewide prompts auto-created by rolling for hot topics and remixing the themes into novel prompts, also pulling from congressional agendas and recent political speeches to ensure hot topics
  78. May 5, 2023Bluesky · post🙅‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️
  79. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replysigh there are some things I'd suppressed for many years and suddenly remembered and idk if it's like, best to try to suppress again or somehow process it... like idk what to do w the hidden videocamera and not knowing if there are tapes out there of me being raped
  80. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol I muted the word 21e8 bec it was in annoying tweets before realizing it had anything to do w crypto
  81. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyohhh heheh didn't realize that's an interest of yours
  82. May 5, 2023Bluesky · reply@flys.haus put you up to this!
  83. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyeven "what makes for good sex?" discourse? 🥺
  84. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replymeow?
  85. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyha I know, you're very pure 💋
  86. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhaha yeah... I cum fairly easily from penetration and like, a lot of guys will freeze up w a panicked expression bec the sensation is too intense, and it'd be better imo if they'd just let go
  87. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replysigh, I hate when guys get into "trying not to cum" mode bec then they're not fully present... either disconnected jackhammering while avoiding eye contact or start and stop and start and stop increasingly caught up in their own self-monitoring not me
  88. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyI mean when I was younger I had a lot of sex the thing is it was often not that good and mixed w some very bad experiences to the point it seemed net negative and I gave up entirely for like 7 yrs till Roko talked me into dating again
  89. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhmm idk I feel like if anything I have more bad experiences w guys who are too anxious to please and visibly trying to remember their mental notes on what to do
  90. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol silly storebrand 🫶
  91. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol I strongly dislike these conversations bec they feel like pressuring me to consent in advance to things that I'm not yet sure I want
  92. May 5, 2023Bluesky · postime, men being good in bed is orthogonal to: - depth of our emotional connection - his physical fitness - how much we communicate beforehand - his politics or religious beliefs - his # of past partners or time spent reading articles abt sex
  93. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat part should be scripted though for just normal vanilla sex? like, idk what positions will be good vs painful w someone new until were actually together
  94. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyugh that isn't my thing though, I don't want someone following a script I want someone paying attention and responding to me in the moment so they don't hurt me
  95. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replythat's actually a difficult bar though when ppl are rough and unresponsive and do crazy stuff like choking and throwing you around without asking first
  96. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replywhat?
  97. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyfear of being hurt again though... ppl really aren't trustworthy for the most part
  98. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol but to both of you the problem is I freeze up and dissociate so I can't do anything- it feels like sleep paralysis
  99. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replyhah I guess, particularly if one of the races they hate starts buying up real estate in their community.... all the discriminatory housing laws & zoning that happened as a result is such an impediment to ppl finding affordable housing today
  100. May 5, 2023Bluesky · replylol I think they usually move somewhere to minimize those interactions